🚨 ALT SEASON IS HERE!!! 🚨
…just not the one we ordered 😭
📉 Portfolio: -73%
🧠 Mental health: -84%
👕 Still wearing that “HODL” shirt I bought at the top
🏦 Bank called to ask if “WIF” is a real investment
Even my meme coins are too depressed to be funny.
Bitcoin didn’t die - it just sacrificed all the alts for gas fees 🙃
Dear Market Makers,
At this point, just take my kidneys and leave the Ledger on the nightstand.
