Here’s a sharper, more engaging version of your post:

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Eric Trump said “Buy the Dips”… again. 😅

But guess what happened last time?

📉 $ETH dumped 40% right after.

So the real question is —

Are we buying the dip… or dipping with it? 🤔😂

#Crypto #ETH #BuyTheDip #TrumpEffect #CryptoCrash #Altcoins #Ethereum

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Want a more serious, sarcastic, or meme-style version?

#WhiteHouseDigitalAssetReport #ETHCorporateReserves #ProjectCrypto #Write2Earn