The XRP, DOGE & ADA Shopping Chaos 💥🪙
Three traders—Shani, Bobby, and Lala—walked into a shop like they were entering a mission. 😤
But they weren’t looking for milk, snacks, or detergent.
Instead, they were shouting:
“Hey bro! Give us some XRP! Also, do you have DOGE? Any discount on ADA?” 🗣️💸
The shopkeeper blinked in confusion. “Guys, those are crypto coins… not groceries!” 😵💫
Lala replied, “Then YOU buy them from Binance and hand them to me in a shopping bag! I’ll pay by QR code!” 📲💥
Then Bobby got angry. “Who crashed the DOGE price!? This is emotional damage!” 😩
Shani yelled, “Why is ADA moving so slow? Is it a coin or a rickshaw?” 🛵💨
Meanwhile, a girl buying toothpaste saw them and whispered to her friend,
“So hot. Look at that DOGE energy. I think I’m going to start investing too.” 😍📈
The shopkeeper sighed and said,
“Guys, this is a grocery store, not a crypto exchange. But drama? That’s free!” 🤡
🎯
“When the market dips, don’t panic—just laugh, hold tight, and HODL like Lala!”
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