📉 Binance Holders vs Tea Shop Owner – “SUI, LTC, ERA & the Chai War!” ☕💣
Three proud Binance holders—Ali (SUI fan), Bilal (LTC holder), and Shehzad (ERA addict)—walked into their favorite tea shop, Moon Chai, ready to celebrate the "green candle season."
Ali: “Oye bring 3 chai! SUI just pumped 4%, I’m basically rich now!”
Tea Shop Owner (grumpy): “Pay advance this time! Last time you said SUI would pay the bill.”
Bilal: “Excuse me? LTC is older than your shop, show some respect.”
Shehzad: “ERA to $10 soon. Let us drink in peace before we become millionaires and buy your shop.”
Shop owner: “If your coins were so great, you’d be drinking Starbucks!”
🔥 Then war started.
Ali tried to pay with SUI. Denied.
Bilal offered to pay with "Litecoin loyalty points."
Shehzad wrote “ERA to moon” on the bill and ran.
The tea guy chased them with a hot kettle. The three ran like a red candle was chasing their portfolio.
🚓 A police officer saw them.
Officer: “What’s happening?”
Tea guy: “They promised crypto, gave me crypto jokes!”
Moral: Never fight with your tea wala. He has real liquidity—boiling one.
👉 Buy SUI, LTC, and ERA before your chai bill becomes a loan!
💥 Motivation: “Tea is temporary, gains are forever (hopefully).”
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