Donald Big Baby Trump – Now Screaming in 4D!

Comes with:

🍼 Crying feature activated by facts

🧻 Diapers that change every time he changes his opinion

📖 "World Domination for Dummies" — spoiler: he ate page 3

😫 Facial expression locked in permanent “Why isn’t it all about me?” mode

Special Edition Feature:

Shouts “FAKE NEWS!” every time you try to turn off the toy! 📢

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