🚨 The Simpsons predicted Altseason 2025
In Season 17 Episode 16, I’m still SHOCKED
$30 in alts will turn into $60,000 in August
Here’s what’s happening and 1000x coins that were shown👇🧵
》1
❖ Altseason is coming and this time it’s not just analysts saying it even cartoon “insiders” predicted it
❖ In one Simpsons episode $ETH moons looks like a joke but charts already show early signs
❖ Time to zoom in on TA tools and build your portfolio
》2
❖ $BTC dominance is slowly declining not visible on higher timeframes but clear when you zoom in
❖ $BTC itself is mostly flat and these moments always trigger rotations into alts
❖ Capital chases yield and it’s not in $BTC it’s in alts
》3
❖ The market just pulled a textbook shakeout move before liftoff kicked out all weak hands
❖ Same as in 2021 panic noise during a local dip on the altseason index
❖ Important to stay in and not get baited by the fear
》4
❖ Charts don’t lie even if the narratives get noisy
❖ Simpsons aren’t a buy signal but now we’ve got real confirmation from the market
❖ So not much time left probably a good window to scoop some solid alts
》6 $LPT | @Livepeer
❖ Ethereum protocol for decentralized video transcoding
❖ Cuts streaming costs by up to 50× plus integrates AI transformation
❖ MC: $279.1M
》7 $ERA | @Caldera Official
❖ Rollup-as-a-Service platform lets you launch customizable Ethereum L2 rollups
❖ Utility plus governance token for an ecosystem scaling Web3 through modular rollups
❖ MC: $170.85M
》8 $AKT | @akashnet
❖ Decentralized cloud marketplace built on Cosmos SDK and DPoS
❖ AI-driven infra slashes cloud costs by up to 80% focused on AI and DeFi builders
❖ MC: $310.27M
》9 $NMD | @MyNexusMind
❖ AI platform with Cognitive Proof of Stake network adapts via machine learning to optimize scaling
❖ High-growth AI plus Web3 protocol powered by adaptive scaling and cross-chain ops
❖ MC: $179.66M
》10 $SNX | @Synthetix
❖ Leading DeFi protocol for synthetic asset issuance on Ethereum and Optimism
❖ SNX collateral backs P2C trades gives access to asset exposure without holding them deep liquidity
❖ MC: $205.22M
$ERA
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