So let me get this straight… The SEC calls crypto “risky” but then secretly stalks it like an ex who never moved on?
Welcome to Project crypto, aka “We Don’t Trust You, But We’re Gonna Watch Your Every Move.” 😂
They banned the party, but still peek through the curtains to see who’s dancing with Bitcoin and flirting with Ethereum.
If crypto’s so bad, why you spying like it's your job? Oh wait… it is your job. 😏
Project Crypto isn’t regulation. It’s obsession with a side of FOMO.
SEC, just admit it....... You kinda love us.
