SEC: “We don’t like crypto.”
Also SEC: builds entire department just to stalk crypto harder than a toxic ex.
Literally the energy:
“I hate you. But who’s she?? Why is she in your wallet??”
What’s actually happening?
The SEC has a Crypto Assets and Cyber Unit, which:
Investigates crypto frauds & scams
Files lawsuits (think Ripple, Coinbase, Binance)
Tries to classify tokens as securities
Basically stalks the entire crypto scene
So while "Project Crypto" is a made-up name (for meme purposes)the concept is legit.
They’re all up in crypto’s business, just without the catchy project title.