Back Pain? Maybe It’s Not Your Posture…🪑💸
Y’all ever wake up, stretch, and that sharp pain hits your lower back like a margin call at 3am? 😩
Doctor says it’s “poor posture” and “too much screen time,” but deep down… I know it’s because I still haven’t stacked enough Bitcoin. 💀
They say $BTC is the ultimate hedge, but no one warned me it’s also chiropractic therapy. Maybe my spine wouldn’t feel like a rug-pulled memecoin if I just bought more when it was $30K. 😭
Moral of the story: stop slouching, hydrate, and maybe DCA a little, your back (and portfolio) will thank you later. 😎💰
Anyone else feeling physical pain from crypto FOMO? 😂👇
