$ETH

📈 ETH Coin Ka Hasi-Maza Update - August 01, 2025 🚀

ETH aaj $362 pe "budget king" ban gaya hai! Sentiment thoda "ab toh moon pe budget trip" wala hai, aur news ne sabko hansa diya! 😂🌙

Technicals:

RSI: 58 (neutral, na over na under, bas chill mode!) ⚖️😄

MACD: Bullish hint with crossover, rocket ab taiyaar! 📊✨

Market Khushkhabri:

Layer-2 upgrades aur ETF buzz, bulls bol rahe "ab toh masti!" 📰🎉

Whale moves aur DeFi hype, maza double ho gaya! 💪💰

Trade Plan:

Entry: $362 (abhi jump maro, warna miss ho jayega!) 📥🚀

Take Profit: $400 (loot lo, party karo!) 💸🥳

Stop Loss: $340 (bach ke rehna, nahi toh rona!) 🚫😭

Chalo, ETH ko thodi si "crypto comedy" dikhayein, moon pe budget dance! 🌕😂 #ETH #SECProjectCrypto #WhiteHouseDigitalAssetReport