Teacher (serious tone):

"Class, today’s question is… Why do we drink water?"

[Student raises hand confidently]

Student (grinning):

"Because we can’t eat it!"

[Class bursts into laughter]

[Cut to the student smirking and sipping water with Binance logo appearing in the corner]

Voiceover:

"Smart answers need smart investments. Stay hydrated. Stay crypto-smart. — Binance 💧📈"

$BTC $ETH $XRP

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