🎉Ethereum Turns 10: Still Not Retired, Now in Corporate Suits?
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Ethereum just turned 10—most 10-year-olds are busy trading Pokémon cards. Meanwhile, ETH is out here trading value, running global finance, and now… getting a job in corporate treasury?
🧠 ETH Now in Corporate Reserves? Yes, Sir.
First it was DeFi.
Then NFTs.
Now? Corporations are eyeing ETH for their balance sheets like it's the last donut in the break room.
Why?
• Deflationary? ✅
• Stakable? ✅
• Powers everything from memecoins to megabanks? ✅✅✅
ETH isn’t just money anymore—it’s money that works overtime.
🔮 The Future? Don’t be surprised if in 5 years:
CFOs say “We’re hedging in ETH.”
ETH staking rewards replace your savings interest (RIP, banks).
Someone launches “Ethereum Corporate Casual Fridays” on-chain.
🎂 Happy 10th, ETH. From gas fees to global finance, you've come a long way. Now go collect that paycheck.