💥 FOMC Decision Today 💥

Will the Fed cut, hike, or hold rates?

📊 My take:

🔻 If they cut → Markets pump (+50%)

🔺 If they hike → Markets dump (-50%)

🫠 If they do nothing → We’ll analyze a 2-line press release like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls.

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