Market Diagnosis😂🔥
In the country I come from, there's an old joke. A doctor comes to see a man who’s just died and asks:
"Was the patient sweating before death?"
"He was."
"Good. That’s very good."
This perfectly describes what’s happening in the crypto market right now.
#ETH /USDT Quick Scan:
Price: $3,760.89
EMA(7): $3,765 — price still below, recovery not confirmed
RSI(12): 41.35 — weak, but alive
Volume: fading — no clear buyer yet
Candle: small, nervous, post-crash tremor
🩻 What Could Happen:
🔹 Scenario 1: The patient is stabilizing
If ETH climbs and closes above $3,765–3,770, we might be seeing the first signs of recovery.
→ Altcoins like ADA could start reviving, too.
🔸 Scenario 2: The patient relapses
If price falls below $3,740 on strong volume — time to call the exorcist.
→ Expect further bleeding from weaker alts.
💡 What’s the plan?
Observe.
Don’t rush.
Let ETH show direction.
Keep volume & RSI on your radar.
And whatever you do — don’t lose your humor. The market already did.
ETH is still sweating.
And that’s… good😅
P.S. And, maybe it's time to buy😉