France flips the table and sprays "humiliation"! The storm eye of EU division suddenly appears, Bitcoin's undercurrents surge!
The agreement is full of loopholes, Germany and Italy tearfully admit defeat, Hungary strikes back with "worse than the UK and US"! The traditional market is a powder keg ignited, smart money is stealthily moving into the crypto space — tonight, huge whales are moving on-chain, if France goes berserk it could trigger a black swan event!