📉 When the entire crypto market is on steroids… but your coin missed the bus 🚍😂

👗 Crypto Market:

+50%, +75%, 2X — All shining like prom queens! 💃✨

🪙 My Coin:

-75%... Sitting alone, wondering where it all went wrong. 🥲

😩 Moral of the story:

"Buy low, they said. It'll moon soon, they said." 🌙🚀

But now it’s just me and my red portfolio 🥵📉

💬 Tag a friend whose coin is also "emotionally unavailable" right now 😂

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