#TrumpBitcoinEmpire
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## 😂 Top Crypto Meme Themes (2025)
### 1. **"Buy the Dip" Veteran**
📉 *Price dips 1%*
💬 Retail trader: “BUY THE DIP!”
📉 *Price dips another 20%*
💬 Retail trader: “Still buying…”
☠️ *Portfolio: R.I.P.*
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### 2. **Altcoin Season Hopium**
👀 "Alt season is coming"
🗓️ Said every trader since 2021
📉 Portfolio: 99% in PEPE, WOJAK, and BONK
💀 “One more pump and I’ll retire”
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### 3. **ETH Gas Fees Be Like**
💸 Swapping \$10 worth of tokens
💰 Ethereum gas fee: \$42.56
😫 “Thanks for playing!”
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### 4. **AI + Crypto = Pump?**
🧠 “Just add AI to your token name”
📈 Price: +10,000%
💬 Token utility: Nonexistent
👶 New investors: “It’s the future!”
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### 5. **Before and After FOMC**
📆 *Before FOMC Announcement:*
😎 "I’m confident in my long"
📉 *FOMC drops rates by 0.25%*
💥 Market dumps 15%
😭 "Why always me?"
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### 6. **Weekend Trading Volatility**
📊 Weekdays: Controlled price action
🧨 Weekends: Flash crash at 3 AM
👻 “Who even trades on weekends?”
💬 “Only bots and degens.”
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### 7. **New Token Launch**
🚀 Name: TurboPepeAIChain
📈 Price: +5,000% in 2 hours
🙃 Rugged before you can swap
💬 “It had potential…”
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### 8. **Crypto vs Stock Traders**
📉 Stock trader loses 3%: “Time to rebalance.”
📉 Crypto trader loses 80%: “Still bullish. Just waiting for next cycle.”
