Laughing to death, the dumbest method of trading cryptocurrency, I turned 3,100 U into 116,000 U
You might not believe it when I say it
I didn't look at indicators, didn't monitor the market, didn't chase hot trends; with the 'dumbest' strategy, I went directly from 3,100 U to 116,000 U
Me: I can't draw candlestick charts, don't understand patterns, and don't look at MACD
The only thing I can do is: repeat a silly method, and then make a huge profit
🔥 The whole internet is teaching you smart trading, I will teach you the 'fool's method'
Others pretending to be technical analysts or quantitative analysts, I'm not pretending
I just have one word: lazy.
Too lazy to day trade, so I just hold the trend;
Too lazy to frequently enter and exit, so I only do 'breakout + trend following';
Too lazy to go all in, so I roll in three segments.
And the result? Those 'masters' shouting slogans every day are still talking about risk management and timing
My account balance has increased by 37 times
This set of foolish strategies actually relies on three sentences
1⃣ Go with the trend, don’t go against the tide: only trade strong trends, don’t guess tops and bottoms, follow the trend to profit, cut losses if wrong, don’t hesitate
2⃣ Never go all in: a maximum of 30% per trade, strictly enter in three layers, add when losing, push when winning, never be greedy
3⃣ Rolling logic: take half out every time it doubles, let the rest continue to roll — the account grows bigger like a snowball
✅ No indicators, no signals, no algorithmic trading, just the most 'foolish' human control → the most ruthless profit logic
Smart people die from judgment, foolish people win with discipline
I used to be 'smart' too: bottom fishing, going all in, chasing hot trends, and ended up losing from 26,000 to just 3,200 U
Later, after breaking down, I switched to this method. As a result, I turned it around
Now I only monitor the market for at most half an hour a day, the rest of the time — either working out or counting money
A few of my brothers are stunned
Xiao Lin: After blowing up my account three times and following me, he made back two months' salary in just 18 days
Xiao Xu: My wife doesn’t allow him to trade cryptocurrency, he secretly used my strategy, made 13,000 U in one month, and the whole family went on a trip to Sanya
The most outrageous one is a post-2000 student, who turned 600 U into 8,800 U, now he chases me every day calling me master
Are you still looking for smart traders to lead you?
Then you are destined to be the one getting harvested
The one who can really help you turn it around is definitely the one who doesn't pretend, is stable, and takes profits cleanly and efficiently
I don’t want to explain too much, if you are really afraid of losing, and really want to turn it around, just contact me
