🤣 Crypto Soda Showdown! 🥤💸

Imagine walking into a crypto cafe…

👨‍🍳 “What would you like to drink?”

🟢 SOL: “I’m that fancy tropical flavor – $200 a sip. Luxury, baby!”

🟠 BTC: “I’m aged to perfection… $125,000 for a bottle. Yes, I come with a free existential crisis.”

🔵 ETH: “Smooth, smart, and a little gassy – just $4,000. Great for smart contracts and thirst!”

⚫ XRP: “I’m only $4, but hey, I’m still fizzy and fighting lawsuits!”

😅 Moral of the story: Don’t judge a coin by its bottle. Taste (and trade) wisely! 💹🥤

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