$BANANA

Crypto Confessions: I Accidentally Built a Banana Bag 🍌🤦‍♂️

When I first jumped into crypto, I was all wide-eyed and full of FOMO. I bought some coins… sold them… bought different ones… swapped, flipped, and flipped again.

Fast forward—and somehow, I’ve ended up with a portfolio full of what can only be described as digital bananas. 🍌 No buyers. No hype. No utility. Just a bunch of mushy regrets sitting there, mocking me every time I open my wallet. 🫠

So, fellow degens—what now?

Do I:

🕰 Hold and pray for a miracle?

💸 Sell at a loss and move on?

🍹 Open a banana smoothie stand and lean into the chaos?

Drop your wisdom, war stories, or smoothie recipes below. Help a fellow ape out. 🐒🚀

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