$XRP : $3.491 - LAUGHING LIKE RAIN
→ Volume: $6.96B (FOMO crowd sells even their motorcycles)
→ Shocking news:
- SEC sues batch 96 (Brad Garlinghouse gifts them the album "Naming the Pain")
- Zimbabwe pays salaries in XRP → civil servants mine coins using Nokia 1280
**SURVIVAL STRATEGY**
→ Entry: $3.45 (when seeing SEC withdraws the lawsuit)
→ Take profit: $4.00 (buy a used Tesla)
→ Cut loss: $3.20 (below this, consider... going to monkhood)
Vote:
"XRP $10 when:
A. Year 2025
B. When pigs fly 🐖✈️
C. I pass away - descendants HODL on ☠️