⚡️💸 I bought $SOL because I like speed…

...and now my balance is dropping with the same speed 😅

🔧 Solana: "The most efficient blockchain in the world!"

🧍‍♂️ Me: "Most efficiently melting my savings."

🥲 Once I wanted to be an investor.

Today I am an expert in network restarts and TPS memes.

🕯️ Sometimes Solana works faster than my investment decisions.

Unfortunately… in both directions.

📈 But I HODL, because as the old pros say:

"Once you're sailing in this ship, at least pretend it's a cruise, not sinking."