Being a Trader Be Like:
๐ Buys the dip โ it dips more.
๐ Sells the top โ it moons right after.
๐ Opens a long โ price crashes.
๐ญ Opens a short โ price flies.
๐งโโ๏ธ Meditation? No. Watching charts at 3 AM.
๐ Real love? No. Only emotional attachment to green candles.
๐ธ โQuick scalpโ turned into a 3-month HODL.
๐คฃ Risk management? I risk it all... emotionally!
If youโve never talked to your chart like itโs a living person, are you even a trader?
