They think I’m emotionally unavailable… but I’m just emotionally invested in volatile assets.
While you’re praying I settle down with someone stable, I’m out here chasing 300% candles and setting stop-losses tighter than my tolerance for financial advice from broke people.
Your cousin’s showing baby pictures? I’m charting a potential breakout on a meme coin called JEFF.
Grandma asked if I’m seeing someone? Yes, I see red candles every time I ape in without a plan.
Let me be.
Love is temporary. But if PEPE hits resistance and flips it into support…
That’s eternal.
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