📢 BREAKING: Binance to Replace Fiat with $BNB in 2026 – “Cash is for Boomers” Says CEO

We’ve finally had enough.

Starting 2026, Binance will introduce mandatory BNB payrolls in all participating countries. That includes:

Rent in BNB

Groceries in BNB

Your grandma’s bingo winnings? Also BNB.

Quote from our spokesperson:

> “The future is decentralized. Except for this decision. This one was centralized, very centralized.”

Bitcoin Maxis, stay mad. We’ll buy your coins at a discount after the dip.

#BNB #Binance #CryptoTakeover #SatireButNotReally 👀