Grandma Klasha's 5-Year Plan: Don't Stress, Just Accumulate! 🧓💰
Listen up, dear…
Once I used to collect jars of cucumbers,
and now — tokens in staking.
It grows better than zucchini in the garden.
📌 Every month — 400 dollars to the exchange
📌 What is earned in the nets — into HODL
📌 What is in HODL — into staking
📌 What is in staking — let it bear fruit, let it multiply
📌 And what is falling — I'll buy more, because it's on sale! 😏
I don’t scream, I don’t panic, I don’t run around “sell-buy” —
I wait.
Because I know: my bull run will come, just like a pension on the first of the month.
In five years we’ll see who will have pies,
and who will have an empty wallet 🥟💼
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📣 Who is with me — give a heart ♥
And those who doubt — think about this:
“What’s better — nerves or profits?”
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