Cryptocurrency Survival Guide

Family, who understands! Watching ETH/USDT for the afternoon session, this market is more volatile than my boss's unrealistic promises!

Last night the weekly chart held strong without breaking, I thought we were about to start a 'wealth explosion', but instead, it went straight into 'oscillating partying' at noon, just like me slacking off at work—looking stable on the surface, but actually testing the waters like crazy!

Now teaching the newcomers how to handle ETH:

🔥 Low buy: 2980 - 3000 Go all in! Wait for a breakout above 3050, then throw it to the boss as a 'performance bonus'

💣 High sell: 3050 - 3070 Short! If it drops back to 2980, send 'newcomer relief funds' to colleagues

Remember! At high positions, don’t be a fool chasing the price up, wait for the 'pin signal' = wait for the boss to be away and seize the opportunity to make a comeback in the crypto world!