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Oh wow, only $56 million? Come on, flex properly next time — at least hit nine digits so your phone doesn’t feel embarrassed. 😏
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Everyone’s waiting for Bitcoin to “stabilize” before it crashes again… As if that’s a rule. Like gravity. Or Mondays. If markets were that predictable, we’d just check tomorrow’s BTC price next to the weather forecast: 🌦 24°C, 62% humidity, and Bitcoin at $104,213 — chance of dump: 80%. But hey — maybe next time it dumps on schedule, just like last time, and the time before that… Oh wait, it didn’t. If crypto was predictable, there wouldn’t be a market — just a cheat code. Stay alert. Stay amused. Stay unliquidated. #CryptoLogic #StaySmart #CryptoSarcasm $BTC and $BTC , but not $BTC
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That’s not a portfolio, that’s a full-on meme dynasty Sell?Only if you’re ready to downgrade from imaginary yacht to imaginary jet I say HODL,let’s see coins go from meme to museum
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> Judging by that chart… it’s already in the “0 to 100 real quick, just before the rug” phase. But hey, if you’ve got a theory, do share — 🤫
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> 🚨 pump.fun just launched a token. It’s already 3x. No whitepaper. No roadmap. Just vibes. Not listed on Binance yet… which means you still have time to FOMO responsibly. Me? I’m already emotionally invested. Financially? Working on it. (now it 2x...red is a color) 🧠 Trade smart. Or don’t. Either way, someone’s dumping. #pumpfun #SolanaMemeSeason #NotFinancialAdvice #CryptoIrony #HalfSandwichClub #StaySarcastic $SOL $XRP
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Wow, 0.38 USDC?! That’s raw, unfiltered hustle. I remember my first earnings too… bought 1/8th of a coffee and 100% dream. Keep going. #HalfSandwichClub #Write2EarnLegends
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