Everyone’s waiting for Bitcoin to “stabilize” before it crashes again…

As if that’s a rule. Like gravity. Or Mondays.

If markets were that predictable, we’d just check tomorrow’s BTC price next to the weather forecast:

🌦 24°C, 62% humidity, and Bitcoin at $104,213 — chance of dump: 80%.

But hey — maybe next time it dumps on schedule, just like last time, and the time before that…

Oh wait, it didn’t.

If crypto was predictable, there wouldn’t be a market — just a cheat code.

Stay alert. Stay amused. Stay unliquidated.

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