The buried bomb exploded
“At the end of last year, secretly implemented a 'broker rules', forcing decentralized platforms like Uniswap to act as 'on-chain detectives':
Checking your ID, recording every transaction, and issuing everyone a 1099 tax form; how to calculate costs for on-chain swaps? Even the IRS is confused!
“Essentially: putting real-name shackles on DeFi to facilitate harvesting in the fall!”
Industry in an uproar
a16z and Coinbase jointly sued: “Unconstitutional! Infringing privacy!” Republican lawmakers criticized: “Forcing users to expose themselves, hackers are laughing!” Divine assistance: In April, both parties in Congress unanimously abolished it, and Trump signed as the first president in U.S. history to sign a crypto bill!
Trump's triple sugar hit
Ban CBDC → Protect Bitcoin's status
Propose USD stablecoin bill → Compliant stablecoins enter the market
Abolish DeFi tax reporting rules → Anonymity in trading revived!
“Regulation has shifted from a chokehold to sweetening, the first time in ten years for the crypto space!”
Who is popping champagne? Three types of winners are overjoyed

Winners making huge profits: DeFi projects save a million dollars in compliance costs annually. The Uniswap team held a party overnight, saving $800,000 in legal fees. Retail investors gain privacy freedom + tax liberation. U.S. users are returning: DEX traffic surged by 40% in one week. Whales see green lights, $930 million in ammunition charging forward. Bitcoin ETF saw a weekly net inflow of $930 million, and BlackRock bought $1 billion in a week!
“Retail investors, don't get too excited with the policy sugar coating wrapped around explosives!”
Bomb point 1: SEC will settle accounts later
Chairman hints at changing custody rules: “Hedge funds can manage their own assets”
Good news for institutions, bad news for retail investors
Case study: A hedge fund shorted UNI by exploiting a policy loophole, making $3 million in a single day
Bomb point: Whales are offloading based on good news
On-chain alert: An institution sold 30,000 ETH through Coinbase
Short-term selling pressure warning! History repeats: On the day Trump signed the bill in 2024, SOL surged 20% and then plummeted 30%
Retail investors' guide to profiting
Blindly hoarding top coins
Coinbase’s preferred: UNI, MKR
Bitcoin is a hold: Interest rate cuts + dual policy drive, $110,000 is just the starting point
Avoid reckless behavior
Don't touch small country wild chickens
Beware of 'good news offloading': Must break previous highs with volume
Ambush new narratives
Trump-themed coins: TRUMP, MAGA
Bitcoin Layer 2: ROOT, STX
“The policy has shifted, has your account shifted? Follow me, get rich without detours!”
No matter how sweet the policy sugar is, don't forget your stop-loss line; capital safety comes first!
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