💥What’s Actually Happening Right Now?
🪙 1. Bitcoin is exploding (again)
• New all-time high: nearly $112,000
• Everyone’s pretending they ‘knew it all along’
• Even your mom just downloaded a crypto wallet “just to try it out”
👵 “Honey, what’s a satoshi? Is that one of those Vietnamese altcoins?”
🪙 2. Stablecoins Got a Glow-Up
• The U.S. passed the GENIUS Act (yes, that’s the real name)
• Now, stablecoins like USDC and Tether need to be backed, audited, and… behave like grown-ups.
• Finally, no more “stablecoin” dropping 30% because someone messed up a spreadsheet.
🐶 3. DOGE Is Famous Again. “No One Knows Why”.
• Elon tweeted something like: “🐶 to the moon.”
• Price? +400% over the weekend
• Once again proving that you don’t need logic, just memes and timing
🌍Bonus: Crypto Around the World
🇦🇺 Australia is testing its own digital dollar
🇵🇰 Pakistan wants to mine Bitcoin — officially
✈️ Emirates lets you book flights with crypto — just make sure you don’t accidentally buy an NFT banana instead of a seat to Dubai
💯 Crypto in 2025 is like Wi-Fi💯
“If you don’t have it, you’re not really online.”
📣 Follow me for more crypto updates — before your grandpa drops alpha at Sunday lunch.
“You know, I once mined Litecoin on a toaster.”
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