🎉 Binance Turns 8 – Still Not Showing Signs of a Midlife Crisis! 🎂
Binance just turned 8, and honestly, it’s aging better than our crypto portfolios during bear markets! From being a baby exchange in 2017 to now handling billions while staying cool during crashes – Binance is basically the “crypto adult” who still plays with digital toys.
Let’s be honest – in crypto years, 8 is like 80. That’s decades of memes, moonshots, rug pulls, and more FUD than a toddler avoiding broccoli. Yet here it is – strong, stable, and still somehow giving away more giveaways than your cousin’s wedding invites.
They’ve survived:
• 132 new meme coins per day
• 5000 “Is BTC dead?” tweets
• And 12 billion “When Lambo?” questions
So happy 8th, Binance – may your wallets stay fat, your servers stay fast, and your memes stay spicy. 🚀
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