$BTC I bought Bitcoin thinking I’d get rich. Woke up, price down 15%. While sipping coffee, up 10%. By lunch, crashed 20%. Evening, up 25%. Now my phone’s dead and I have no idea if I can buy a Lambo or just bread. Honestly, investing in Bitcoin feels less like finance and more like an extreme sport. My heartbeat syncs with the chart. One coin, so much stress. Is this Bitcoin or a heart rate monitor? Either way, I’m in too deep to stop now. To the moon… or to instant noodles. 🚀📉📈😅