TrumpTariffs: because what better way to win a trade war than by taxing your own people? Steel, aluminum, maybe even toasters—nothing was safe. China responded, farmers panicked, and economists wept. Prices went up, exports went down, and somehow it was still “winning.” The logic? Make stuff more expensive so we buy less… from everyone. Trade partners blinked, markets flinched, and Twitter exploded. Tariffs became the new reality TV drama. One tweet could shake global supply chains. Forget diplomacy—just tweet and tax! In the end, who won? Definitely not your wallet. But hey, at least we were “tough on China,” right? $TRUMP
