📢 Two fishermen are walking along the shore, one with a bucket, the other with a cat.

— Why did you bring the cat with you?

— Because he catches fish!

— How is that?

— I put a net around his neck, he jumps into the water, swims, and then comes up — and the net is full of fish!

— No way! Show me!

The fisherman took the cat and threw it into the water. The cat floundered, floundered, and drowned.

— Well, — says the fisherman, — the first pancake is a lump!

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