#MuskAmericaParty 🇺🇸💼 America is no longer just a country — it's a startup, and our CEO is now Elon Musk. Let's call it #MuskAmericaParty 😎
Tax? Replaced by a subscription to X Premium. Social support? A like from Elon = basic income. Elon cancels inflation because "it's boring." The exchange rate of the dollar now depends on the mood of Doge — if Shiba is smiling, everything is fine 🐶📈
Instead of voting — a poll on Twitter. Who won? Who gathered more retweets. Congress? Well, it’s now in the GPT chatbot. Senators — neural networks, debates — in Spaces, laws — in NFTs.
Oil? An old topic. The future is Tesla batteries in every home and Neuralink in every voter.
America 2.0 is loading... please do not turn off your brain 💾🧠
P.S. If you don't like it — fly to Mars, Elon is running there too.