#NFPWatch 🚨— the very day when the market behaves like your ex: unpredictable, dramatic, and with sharp movements 💔📉📈
👨💻 All traders in the morning: "Well, I'll just watch, no trades"
🕓 Ten minutes after the data release: "I'M LONG! NO, I'M SHORT! STOP! IT'S ALL GONE!" 🤯📉😱
💵 If NFP is above expectations — the dollar punches everyone in the face 🥊
💸 If below — BTC goes “to the moon” and then back down, like an elevator without brakes 🚀⬇️
Someone is hitting F5 on the economic calendar so fiercely that the keyboard goes on vacation 🧨
And someone is already taking out a loan because they went all in before the news 🧾🥲
🔮 Wanted predictability? Then this is definitely not the place.
Even bots are scared here… 🤖💦
📌 NFP = Real Financial Disaster
Are you ready for this circus with fire? 🎪🔥