#TrumpVsMusk ⚔️ — meat has gone on the blockchain! 🚬🔥

In the left corner — Trump: with an orange tan, a dollar heart, and a promise to "make everything awesome again" 💅💰

In the right — Musk: a techno-god with tweet-impulse syndrome, buying companies for fun and burning them like $LUNA 🪙🔥

Trump: “We’ll ban everyone except my fans!”

Musk: “Yeah, I’ve already banned everyone, but for free speech!” 😂

👊 One promises to bring back "greatness" — the other removes the "block" button on X so that greatness doesn’t escape 🤡

Behind them:

— arrests,

— meme coins,

— crypto audiences who don’t care, as long as the price goes up 🚀💸

And while they fight for the throne, Satoshi somewhere in the corner is like:

“I just wanted decentralization...” 🧘‍♂️