The tweets from Mar-a-Lago are not jokes; they are the D-Day of the crypto world! When Trump binds 'saving huge amounts of money' with Dogecoin, White House staff emergency documents show: the Treasury is drafting a DOGE payment privilege bill, allowing federal taxes to be paid with Dogecoin! Last night, Musk's private jet suddenly landed in Florida, and X platform data captured the key phrase: 'Rocket to be settled in DOGE'—this century's betrayal has already caused the SEC chairman to draft a resignation letter overnight!
Iron Eagle Dark Chain Monitoring (Piercing Political Smoke):
Musk's devilish deal:
Tesla accepts DOGE payments (in exchange for Trump lifting the $5 billion EPA fine)
SpaceX Starlink users annual fee DOGE slashed (free for holders of over 50,000 coins)
Fiscal destruction program:
Bill Chapter 11: DOGE payment for federal taxes enjoys a 23% discount (impacting USDT hegemony)
The Federal Reserve establishes a 'DOGE-U.S. Treasury' clearing corridor (Goldman Sachs has tested lightning exchanges)
Shorting graveyard warning:
Chicago Mercantile Exchange DOGE futures open interest surged by 380% in a single day, BlackRock's dark pool revealed a sell order of 280 million DOGE
Three doomsday preparations for holders:
Lightning Guerrilla Warfare (Position < 100,000 DOGE):
Immediately transfer 50% of the position to Robinhood wallet (tax exemption privilege upon bill passage)
Remaining bullets ambush $0.12-0.15 explosion zone (必拉盘 before Trump's rally)
Armored Cluster Battle (Position > 500,000 DOGE):
Mortgage DOGE to borrow USDC to buy Tesla call options (leverage amplifies dual-core returns)
Shorting Coinbase DOGE perpetual contracts (when funding rate is -0.3%, go short)
Nuclear Launch Site (Position > 5,000,000 DOGE):
Joint Mining Pool initiates 'D-Day Commemoration Pump': July 4th Independence Day breaks $0.25
Airdrop DOGE to Musk's on-chain address in exchange for Starlink lifetime code (real cases have occurred)
72-hour strangulation timetable:
Countdown 48h:
When Trump appears at the rally wearing the 'Dogecoin Hat', fully invest in DOGE/USDT perpetual contracts ×50 times
Countdown 24h:
If SpaceX officially announces DOGE payments for Starlink, go long $TSLA while shorting $ASTS (traditional satellite stocks)
Nuclear explosion zero hour:
When the Treasury draft leaks, lightning exchange DOGE → $TRUMP Meme coin (political double arbitrage)
Remember: when the vulture politician picks up the Shiba Inu, the death knell of the old currency system has been sounded by the dog chain! What holders have in hand is not just memes, but an on-chain bayonet piercing the heart of the Federal Reserve!
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