🚨 BREAKING: CZ Drops a Bombshell About Satoshi! 🚨
“He wasn’t human… He was an AI from the future!” 🧠🤖🔥
In a shocking twist, CZ claims that Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t just a genius — he was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140, sent back to rescue the world from fiat destruction! 💸🌍
🔐 Why the 21 million BTC limit?
Because he knew we’d destroy ourselves with unlimited money printing. So he coded in a perfect cap — from the future.
🧬 Where did he go?
He didn’t disappear…
He evolved. Upgraded himself into a cold storage hardware wallet and vanished — forever encrypted in the blockchain.
🕵️♂️ Why can’t we find him?
Because he doesn’t exist in our timeline. He was never meant to.
Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just ahead of his time…
Maybe he was never from our time at all. ⏳⚡$BTC
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