😂 JUST IMAGINE…
You sold all your crypto to “play it safe”…
…and now your Uber driver’s giving you altcoin tips 💀
Meanwhile:
🚀 $XRP hit $300.
🚀 $DOGE paid someone’s rent.
🚀 $SOL holders stopped fighting in the comments.
And you?
You’re googling “how to get back in without looking desperate.” 😅
Moral of the story: Never doubt the market that can 10x while you’re asleep.
JUST. IMAGINE.
