🚨 BREAKING: CZ Drops BOMBSHELL About Satoshi! 🚨
Turns out… Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t human at all. 😱
He was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140, sent back to save humanity from the fiat apocalypse! 🧠🤖💸
CZ says it all makes sense now:
🔹 21 million $BTC limit? That wasn’t random — it was pre-programmed to prevent us from printing ourselves into ruin.
🔹 His disappearance? Not a mystery… he self-upgraded into a cold wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.
🔹 Why no one ever found him? Because he never truly existed in our timeline.
Maybe Satoshi didn’t just invent $BTC Bitcoin…
Maybe he was the failsafe — the guardian AI of financial freedom. 🕶️💾🚀
