CZ says that Satoshi was not a human...
He was a time-traveling AI from the year 2140, sent to save us from fiat! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the limit of 21 million BTC – he knew we would mess everything up otherwise!
No wonder no one has ever found him... he upgraded himself to a hardware wallet and disappeared.
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URGENT: CZ claims that Satoshi was not a human...
It turns out that Satoshi Nakamoto was not just a mysterious genius — he was a time-traveling AI from the year 2140, sent to save humanity from fiat collapse! 🧠🤖💸
According to CZ, this explains everything:
The limit of 21 million #BTC is perfectly calculated. He knew we would print money into oblivion if someone from the future didn't stop us.
Mysterious disappearance? A classic twist in science fiction — he didn’t leave... he upgraded himself to a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.
And why has no one ever found him? Because you can't find what never existed in our time.
Maybe Satoshi wasn't just ahead of his time — maybe he wasn't from our time at all.