The Smartest Trader in the House” 💁♀️📈
A trader stared at charts all day.
Candles, indicators, RSI… everything looked confusing. 😵💫
His wife walked in, looked once, and said,
“Sell now.”
He laughed. “You don’t even trade!”
She smiled. “Exactly. That’s why I still have money.” 💸😂
Next day… the market crashed.
He looked at her and whispered,
“Teach me, Sensei.” 🙇♂️💔
She winked,
“Lesson one: listen to your wife.” 😎💅
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