“Trading at the Wedding”
A trader got married.
While saying his vows, his phone buzzed.
He whispered, “One sec, babe… the breakout is real.”
His wife looked at him. The priest stared.
He said,
“Till death or liquidation do us part.” 💍📉
They honeymooned… in the red. 😬
📢 Like, Follow, and Stay in Profit!
💥 Buy $XRP – for the smart ones
💥 Buy $DOGE – for the memes
💥 Buy $ADA – for the future
Because true love fades…
But holding good coins? That’s forever. ❤️🚀
