Cryptocurrency Sleep Guide: The Secrets to a Good Night's Sleep for Retail Investors
First Type: Zen Corpse Lying
Before sleep: Account at 1 million, wakes up to 1.2 million - dreams of 'Countdown to Wealth'
Before sleep: Account at 1 million, wakes up to 500,000 - self-brainwashing: 'Only hitting rock bottom is a good buy!'
Before sleep: Account at 1 million, wakes up to 100,000 - directly demonstrates 'Startled Awake from Near-Death'
Sleep Rating: Bull Market 😴😴😴, Bear Market 😴 (All thanks to melatonin for survival)
Second Type: Leveraged Gambling Dog
5x leverage considered conservative? The market teaches you a lesson:
Wakes up in the middle of the night with liquidation - shocked to find account at zero, tearfully forwards 'Great Compassion Mantra' for sleep aid
Stop-loss set but still targeted - the exchange seems to have surveillance: 'You're the one we explode; after you, it'll rebound!'
Sleep Rating: 🛌💥 (Heart racing more than K-line)
Third Type: Courageous Dog Death Squad
3 AM, project team runs away - eyes open to find the Telegram group shut down, token at zero
Can still trade before sleep, wakes up to find the exchange delisted - more punctual than an alarm clock's 'Wealth Vanishing Act'
MEME coins on a roller coaster - eyes closed, up 50%, eyes open, down 90%, directly heart bypassed
Sleep Rating: 🌚 (Dreams filled with rights protection group QR codes)
Only two types of people can truly sleep
Liquidation Warrior: Money gone, debts high, sleeps even better (after all, being debt-free is light)
Empty Position Master: Price fluctuations are none of my business, binge-watching melodramas before sleep is more healing
Soul-Searching Question: Tonight are you 'Peacefully Lying Down' or 'Startled Awake from Near-Death'?
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