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✍️ Hello, Mr. President?

★ Yes, who is speaking?

– I am the supreme leader of the neighboring republic.

★ Oh! Welcome, how are you?

– I'm good as long as you are well.

★ I'm glad to hear that. Please, how can I assist you today?

– I just wanted to inform you that we will be sending a missile package to the rival capital in two hours.

★ Thank you for the heads-up, my friend! Can you delay it to three hours? I haven't finished my lunch yet, and I have a meeting with Leader Netanyahu.

– No problem, we'll make it three.

★ Excellent, and by the way, I wanted to inform you that we plan to return the favor tomorrow at dawn and send you a little surprise at the reactor.

– Ah, but tomorrow is an official holiday for us! Can you make it the day after tomorrow?

★ With pleasure, what time works for you?

– Let's make it nine, after breakfast.

★ Done, and we will also coordinate on the mutual strikes we agreed upon.

– Sure, but don't coordinate with the nice neighbor; he doesn't like surprises and gifted me a plane last time.

★ Understood, we will inform them, and they will clear the area from now.

★ By the way, thank you for informing us a week ago so we could transport the nuclear fuel in a timely manner.

★ By the way, a quick question: what's the difference between "Let’s go" and "Let’s set off"?

– Nothing much, but the second one feels more enthusiastic.

✍️ Note: This satirical work is entirely fictional and does not reflect reality or represent any political or religious entity; it is solely for entertainment and absurd imagination about the world of leaders.