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📢 BREAKING: $NSC – Nawaz Sharif Coin Just Dropped! 🪙

Even the blockchain’s confused: "Yeh kya naya khel hai?" 🤯

🔥 Top Features:

✅ Return Policy: “Mujhe kyun nikala… wallet se?”

✅ Three-Time Bullish: Just like his PM streaks

✅ Tax-Free Growth: File missing, but price pumping! 📈

✅ Exclusively runs on Raiwind Chain 😎

💸 Launch Price: Rs. 1997

📈 All-Time High: Rs. 2013

📉 All-Time Low: Panama Papers crash 📄

💬 Investor Buzz:

“Yeh coin sirf London exchange pe kaam karta hai!” 🇬🇧

😂 Tag that one friend who won’t invest in $NSC without shouting "Vote ko izzat do!" 🗳️

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