😂 Bitcoin & Traders –

Bought Bitcoin at night, felt like a king 👑,

Woke up next day — it's a different thing 🤡📉.

"To the moon!" I proudly said 🌝🚀,

Now I just cry, lying in bed 😭🛏️.

Watched YouTube gurus all night long 🎥😵,

"Buy this coin — it can’t go wrong!" 📈📉.

Now I’m broke with a heart so tender 💔,

Thanks to that shady Telegram sender 😅📲.

My wife said, “It’s a scam, just stop!” 🚫💍

I said, “No babe, I’ll reach the top!” 🤑📊

Now she’s gone, and so is the cash 💸👋

Only Bitcoin memes left in my stash 😔📷.

I check the chart like it owes me rent 🧾📉,

Praying to Satoshi, wherever he went 🙏👤.

“Please just pump once, just a lil’ bit,”

So I can finally say, “I’m legit!” 😎💼

Traders are mad, but legends in disguise 🎭📊,

Living on caffeine, FOMO, and lies ☕😵‍💫.

Still we hold, still we hope 🌈📈,

‘Cause who needs savings when you have cope?

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