America Bombs Iran

"We have just completed a very successful attack on three nuclear facilities in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan.

All aircraft have now exited Iranian airspace. A large number of BOMs were dropped on the primary target – Fordow.

All planes are safe on their way back.

Congratulations to our great American warriors. No other military force in the world can do this.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter."